Edison didn’t fail to make a lightbulb 10,000 times. He just found 10,000 ways that didn’t work.
You though, you failed six times. I hope to see more failures from you in the future.
Zigs4Zags
There’s nothing in the bowl to create weight and centrifugal force. I like to get the bowl spinning with the whip and use my left finger tip on the outside of the bowl to slow it down if needed, just a little pressure is all it takes. But setting it on a flat wet towel will work too if there’s actually something in the bowl.
TrendySpork

Another use for a towel.
Asproat920
Well now I know what to do if I ever cut off a hand
Asproat920
Well now I know what to do if I ever cut off a hand
GlomBastic
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week.
Alarming-Engineer-77
This legit got me crying laughing, omg.
Fallingpeople
After a shift like today, I needed to see this
GhettoBlastBoomStick
Seems like getting it up complicates the matter…
lobster_claus
I just clocked out and I appreciate this level of unserious right now. Especially after the night I had. Nothing matters.
Justnotthatintou
All for the want of a horseshoe nail
BlameItOnThePig
Wait is this brand new content? This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while
Foreign_Recipe8300
if only you had a 2nd hand
Charlie_Pop
*building starts to slide*
Lovat69
Linen costs are going up.
Duh-Government
Introducing John Wayne…. Aaannnddd Justice will be served
Sen_Bunny
try using both hands like a normal person =D
yeschef79
Thank you. Great stuff
eslafylraelcyrev
[I was given one of these a decade and some change ago in culinary school](https://www.staybowlizer.com/) works like a charm
The-disgracist
The fuck isn’t the balsamic done yet, Todd?
ifuckinlovetiddies
Left hand
Wet towel flat under the bowl
morstletruffle
Introducing wet towel to pull hot shit out of oven
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This redeems the chive madness 😂
Wet towel to hold table to hold pan to hold pot to hold wet towel to hold bowl is cool, but
INTRODUCING LEFT HAND TO HOLD BOWL. WITH LEFT HAND TO HOLD BOWL YOU CAN SAVE HUNDREDS A YEAR ON LAUNDRY AND DISH DETERGENT.
Grey wet towels are heavier
Awesome
Pretty good for whipping your coworkers too. With their consent of course 😉.
If you got time to lean, you got time to make a sketch that almost made me die laughing
Chef this is a fever dream
If only there were a better use for the left hand
Whisk and reward
I love the salesmanship tactic for wet towels, versions one through six.
I feel like with enough wet towels. It’s eventually going to work.
Your persistence is completely admirable and funny af THANKS!!! never give up! There is always a way!
i went from “oh yep wet towel hack” to “my brother in christ, WHAT THE HELL” 😂
this pmo
It’s simple, all you need is to get good.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything funnier than this.

Introducing your other fucking hand
Goddamm Tyler! He stole all the towels again!
Why not wet towel flat counter bowl?
Cut some more chives what is this
Needed this laugh 😂😂
I use a lightly moistened egg flat and push my bowl into it. Try it, it’s life changing. Especially if you make hollandaise every morning
I just use one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/LiftSun-Super-Strong-Inch-Magnet/dp/B0F21GRW77/
105lb pulling force does the trick.
Edison didn’t fail to make a lightbulb 10,000 times. He just found 10,000 ways that didn’t work.
You though, you failed six times. I hope to see more failures from you in the future.
There’s nothing in the bowl to create weight and centrifugal force. I like to get the bowl spinning with the whip and use my left finger tip on the outside of the bowl to slow it down if needed, just a little pressure is all it takes. But setting it on a flat wet towel will work too if there’s actually something in the bowl.

Another use for a towel.
Well now I know what to do if I ever cut off a hand
Well now I know what to do if I ever cut off a hand
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week.
This legit got me crying laughing, omg.
After a shift like today, I needed to see this
Seems like getting it up complicates the matter…
I just clocked out and I appreciate this level of unserious right now. Especially after the night I had. Nothing matters.
All for the want of a horseshoe nail
Wait is this brand new content? This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while
if only you had a 2nd hand
*building starts to slide*
Linen costs are going up.
Introducing John Wayne…. Aaannnddd
Justice will be served
try using both hands like a normal person =D
Thank you. Great stuff
[I was given one of these a decade and some change ago in culinary school](https://www.staybowlizer.com/) works like a charm
The fuck isn’t the balsamic done yet, Todd?
Left hand
Wet towel flat under the bowl
Introducing wet towel to pull hot shit out of oven
10/10 no notes, chef
Dood, I don’t have that many wet towels
u/savevideo